We’re all a little……confused.

Yep.

My 75 pound dog pounces like a kitten.

My 7 pound 3-legged cat chases the dog from her food and then eats it….like a dog….not petite and cute at all.

And my 4 ounce pet rat. Yea, she chases her tail like a dog.

My 30 pound snake is the only one acting his species around here. I guess that’s what I get for getting a whole food chain for pets.

SMH.

loveabledork:

totally gonna suggest this wedding idea to my cousin!!!!

I LOVE GLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.<

gLee <3

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HARRY POTTER BABY!!!

I love that guy

My husband absolutely LOVES jello. It’s weird. He was finishing off the last of the jello and I realized I hadn’t had a single bite of that jello. So I turn around, take his cup, and take a couple of bites. 

I hear sniffling behind me. After I take a good couple of bites of jello, I turn around to give him his cup back, and I find him with his arms crossed across his chest, and his eyes red and glossy. 

Was he crying?!?

Yea, I’m pretty sure he was crying because I took his jello and started eating it. 

LMAO

Later, he offers me a bite in a small tiny voice. I told him he was sweet, so I got a bite ready. I told him, “look, it’s not as big” to show him that this bite was a smaller one. Then, he looks at me with sad eyes and in his small tiny voice, he says “that’s what she said”. 

-___- got me. 

So my husband takes my Kindle e-book reader just as I’m reading about how Ayla was overcoming her fear.

“YOU BASTERD!!!” “Now baby, its not nice to call me fish poop.”

It took me a minute, but it had me cracking up for almost ten minutes.

Bass turd. Lmfao

Ha ha ha!

Ha! Our grumpy neighbors just spent hella money on new curtains because they think we live to watch them. We don’t give a rat’s tail about those old geezers, we just like looking out the window at the scrub jays and finches that happen to live in their camelia. Like we would want to see them! Like we would WANT to see them. Ew. They crack me up.

loveabledork:

allyslove:

Happy Birthday to the most amazing mouse in the world. Thank you<3

awwwww. Mickey was my first childhood boyfriend. hehe

My childhood right there :) :)

Happy bday Mickey Mouse!!!

loveabledork:

lifeastqol:

ladymichaeljanet:

threatened:

thekidsnotmyson:

whispersleftunheard:

I slept with Jacksons era Mike because the force has alot of power? ermmm…is that legal ? D: 

 Yeah not Jackson 5 era, The Jacksons ahahaha very much legal

I got tickled by Invincible era Mike because he wanted to get me wet.

I danced with Bad Era Mike because the force has a lot of power. =P

I kissed Bad Era Mike Because I was high

I SLAPPED INVINCIBLE ERA MIKE BECAUSE HE TOLD ME TO

I LAUGHED WITH INVINCIBLE ERA MIKE BECAUSE HE WANTED TO GET ME WET…….um…….

Rockin IT

So in  third term of nursing school, we had a cardio test. Not too many people did really good on that cardio test. I failed that test. They gave 2 points back, and then I barely passed that test. That term, I entered every single test wondering if I was going to fail out of the program. I was a first year nursing student.

Now, it is fourth term, and I am a second year nursing student. We had cardio II test just today. Of course, there was all kinds of hype on this test, saying that it was going to be the hardest test of the entire program. I gotta admit, I was nervous as hell. BUT you got to let the past go. The cardio I test was done by a totally different instructor who had totally different teaching methods and testing methods. I let the past go, kept my head up high because I was getting a strong average so far in my tests, and guess what”

I KICKED THAT CARDIO II TEST RIGHT UP IN THE ASS!!!

I’m so excited and I know no one cares, but I had to let it out.

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Oh wow, good question. I’d say my Kindle e-book reader.