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Feb 3rd

We're all a little......confused.

Yep. My 75 pound dog pounces like a kitten. My 7 pound 3-legged cat chases the dog from her food and then eats it….like a dog….not petite and cute at all. And my 4 ounce pet rat. Yea, she chases her tail like a dog. My 30 pound snake is the only one acting his species around here. I guess that’s what I get for getting a whole food chain for pets. SMH.

Dec 2nd

Ha ha ha!

Ha! Our grumpy neighbors just spent hella money on new curtains because they think we live to watch them. We don’t give a rat’s tail about those old geezers, we just like looking out the window at the scrub jays and finches that happen to live in their camelia. Like we would want to see them! Like we would WANT to see them. Ew. They crack me up.

Nov 28th

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loveabledork: totally gonna suggest this wedding idea to my cousin!!!! I LOVE GLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.< gLee <3

Nov 28th

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Nov 19th

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HARRY POTTER BABY!!!

Nov 19th

Nov 15th

I love that guy

My husband absolutely LOVES jello. It’s weird. He was finishing off the last of the jello and I realized I hadn’t had a single bite of that jello. So I turn around, take his cup, and take a couple of bites. I hear sniffling behind me. After I take a good couple of bites of jello, I turn around to give him his cup back, and I find him with his arms crossed across his chest, and his...

Nov 14th

Rockin IT

So in third term of nursing school, we had a cardio test. Not too many people did really good on that cardio test. I failed that test. They gave 2 points back, and then I barely passed that test. That term, I entered every single test wondering if I was going to fail out of the program. I was a first year nursing student. Now, it is fourth term, and I am a second year nursing student. We had...

Nov 13th

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So my husband takes my Kindle e-book reader just as I’m reading about how Ayla was overcoming her fear. “YOU BASTERD!!!” “Now baby, its not nice to call me fish poop.” It took me a minute, but it had me cracking up for almost ten minutes. Bass turd. Lmfao

Sep 20th

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Sep 18th

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nickdouglas: Today I Learned Ha! Jr. totally yawns contagiously. If only mom would get a second opinion………..

Sep 18th

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Sep 18th

I’m a nurse. I have taken at least 2 courses in each of the sciences, including physics. Ask me anything about those subjects, and you’ll get answers out of me. But don’t ask me what isle stuff is at at a store I’ve never been to before. I don’t work there. Don’t ask me stuff about how to build a patio when I’ve never built one before, never seen one...

Sep 11th

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May 6th

“Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And...”

– St. Augustine

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